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Joke of the Day
"This is Eric's wife. He accidentally left the house without his phone. TELL ME EVERYTHING."
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"Channel 4 are making a documentary about a black man producing cocaine in his bedroom, they're calling it, ""CHOCOLATE & HIS CHARLIE FACTORY."""
"Had to delete my Pokemon porn, because the new stuff is way better."
"You know what people really do when no one's looking? Your mum."
"[at Eminem show] Cuz I am / whatever you say I am / [from crowd] ""Ur a pony! Ur a tablecloth!"" The shapeshifting continues for hours."
"Son: what will happen when I die? Me [lowers newspaper]: there'll be a lot of left over sandwiches & then we'll turn your room into a gym"
"Why did the ""Ringling Bros."" Circus finally go out of business? They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer."
"Want to hear a joke about Potassium? K."
"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? C, in fact he lead an entire group called the ""Not C's"""
"Witch l: ""How do you manage to stay in shape?"" Witch 2: ""I get a lot of hexercise."""