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Joke of the Day

"A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: ""You must be single."" He got fired."

"I asked my 9 yr old a question 27 min ago. She's still answering it."

"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."

"Do you know why all the girls are quiet in the sauna? They are sitting on their lips!"

"my favourite position is 68 you do me, and i'll owe you one."

"Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie"

"What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict? 99 dollars."

"Honestly, I think Bernie Sanders is just angry about email in general. #DemDebate"

"When I go out in public with my brother; people think he is my boyfriend, which is crazy because we broke up over 12 years ago."

"According to my Nike Fitbit I masturbated 4 miles today"