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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb."
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"What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye? Names."
"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"
"Me: My stomach hurts. WebMD: You're a kid, trying to get out of something."
"Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist."
"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"
"What language do pirates speak? Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times."
"What do you do when your washing machine breaks down? Give her a slap"
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? [x-post from r/gratefuldead ] Because he was too far out man!"
"If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better or it will be curtains for us."