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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb."
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"Hand a baby a fork and he looks like a young Poseidon."
"What's the difference between an Iraqi middle school and a terrorist training camp? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drone."
"Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one."
"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."
"How do frat boys cut down trees? With a sah, dude"
"Poker doesn't work well in Africa. There's just too many cheetahs."
"What do you get when you cross and owl and a bungie cord? . . . . . . . . . . ...My ass"
"Why do old Jews watch pornos backwards? They like to see the hookers give the money back''''"
"[dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk across the stage] I have a boyfriend"