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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo"

"An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch. A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, ""Have you lived here all your life."" ""Not yet."""

"Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!"

"Sausage jokes are bad... But German sausage jokes are the wurst"

"Mary had a little lamb... Boy, was she surprised."

"You may think i'm odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches.. But hey.. That's just Hawaii roll."

"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."

"I don't want to hear about any moonlit romantic walks on the beach...unless there's a clown with a wooden club chasing you."

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot sounds."

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."