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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Heyooooooo"

"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"

"Did you hear about the font wanted for murder? Apparently the reward is worth your weight in bold."

"Two Latino men grab a basketball. It was Juan on Juan"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends sooner for fat people."

"My alarm clock isn't in a good mood... It just went off on me"

"Can one of you please tell my ex husband that I died? I feel like it would be more believable coming from someone other than me."

"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today!"