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Joke of the Day
"Do you know of anyone that has had sex while camping? I was told it's really intents."
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"Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast."
"Why were the teachers eyes so crossed? She couldn't control her pupils."
"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and the other one to hold the penis.. I meant... The ladder."
"A retired sergeant was asked: ""Well how do you like civilian life?"" ""Terrible"" he said gruffly ""all those people around and nobody in charge!"""
"People who like being photographed in natural light.. ..should be taken outside and shot."
"My wife says I'm irresponsible with money! No change there then."
"My boss treated me like a missile Fire and forget"
"Why did the little Dutch boy have to register as a sex offender? He kept on sticking his finger in a tyke."
"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."