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Joke of the Day

"Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew"

"I never got a single blow job when I was at school. Other kids got sent to the head master all the time."

"Scary Story Told In Only 6 Words Your search history google is PUBLIC !!!"

"I read a book on anti-gravity... I couldn't put it down."

"*Holds door for woman *Slams door in her boyfriend's face"

"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"

"Driving down the highway and on the side of the road I see a preist fucking a goat! I yell out 'hey, wrong kid!'"

"Did you know drinking beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."

"Don't you hate double standards? If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a slut, but when a guy does it he is called a homosexual."

"What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common? They have both been fingered by their brother."