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Joke of the Day
"Handmade things always seem to sell for extra. Apparently that doesn't apply to semen."
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"I'm sure some of you have already heard this one..... 4217"
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."
"What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss"
"When I hear ""This call is being monitored for quality assurance"" I think ""Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."""
"Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat."
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