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Joke of the Day

"The Dallas gunman was a bit late. I know he wanted red whites in blue, but the 4th of July was like a week and a half ago."

"I was having trouble sending text messages to my friend yesterday - so I text him ""test"" this AM. He quickly responded back - ""icle""........"

"How did harry potter get down the hill?? Walking .. JK Rownling"

"This diet is probably gonna end in murder, but still pretty excited. I'm gonna look so skinny in my mugshot!"

"Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself."

"Composed a mixtake with a few bars of silence in the woods. Call it a four rest fire."

"I hate people who don't finish"

"Hey, black forest ham. Stop being so dramatic."

"Do you know what a blond and a tornado have in common? They both blow for a living."

"this is ur daily reminder that u are free to do anythimg u want & u hav chosen to be trapped"