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Joke of the Day

"You have to be careful when telling rape jokes... You never know who got buthurt"

"Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe? Thor."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't get offended by this joke"

"I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm going to call it ""Eau de Humanity"""

"Well if we're doing pirate jokes, here's one a classmate dropped on us: What's a pirate's favorite movie about the Iranian Hostage Crisis? Arrrrrrrrrgo."

"Instead of a happy ending the masseuse gave me an indie movie ending. She stopped suddenly at a random point and left everything unresolved."

"Dr: Your Mom is like regular moms except we lost her in surgery. Me: Did you just use a joke format to tell me my mom died Dr: yep"

"If your problem can't be solved by me saying ""that's messed up"" and nodding a lot, then you shouldn't come to me for help"

"What do you say when the yoga teacher tells you to leave class for no reason? Nah, I'mma stay."

"I like my buttcheeks like how i like my babies Clean"