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Joke of the Day
"My wife left me because she said I had a drinking problem After she left I lost the urge to drink."
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"The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something."
"Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers? They're all too afraid of change."
"What is the difference between American teen girls and Muslim teen girls? American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"Communist alternative of ""grab 'em by the pussy"" would be... ...""seize the means of reproduction."""
"Twitter mobile app is still showing stars not hearts so I'm going to stay on here like those violinists at the end of Titanic."
"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."
"Officially committed to Princeton University class of 2019 majoring in women's studies with a concentration in culinary arts"
"Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place? It's a Nguyen-win situation."
"I wanna make a toast, to all of you. But i have no bread."