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Joke of the Day

"Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear."

"I'm getting pretty hungry. I haven't eaten all year!"

"What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs"

"I'd tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction..."

"What comes in pairs? seeds"

"What did the Reddit using CVS cashier say about the man buying condoms after he left... ...this guy fucks."

"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."

"Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit? Cause I want to drop a baby in you."

"Why do fish always have c-sections? Because they can't have land sections"

"me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space. It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself."