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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two children? Hose A and Hose B"
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"The Mongols In the early days of their empire the mongols were openly mocked by their enemies for being so small and weak. Needless to say, Genghis khan really *stepped* up to the challenge."
"Whenever I go bowling.... I enter my name as ""3 testicles"". That way, occasionally the monitor says ""Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"""
"IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying; you didn't know her personally. You only knew her musically & musically she died in '93"
"I dunno why people say hurtful things like... ""Wanna go for a run?"" or ""Try this kale."""
"What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist."
"What's it like being frozen to absolute zero? It's 0K."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( )"
"My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality I don't know what that means, but must be pretty good if I've got it."
"What's the only animal with a cunt on its back? A police horse."