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Joke of the Day

"I asked a guy at the gym how to use a piece of equipment. ""Just push the button,"" he replied, ""Like you would with any other hand dryer."""

"Hey, is your name Paul Revere? Because I want to give you a midnight ride!"

"something taste funny you know you have a bad underbite if every time your eating out your girlfriend it taste like shit"

"What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy!"

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can find an answer through simple deduction."

"Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?"

"I wanna work at a bank so I can get that employee discount on money"

"Two fish are in a tank.. And one looks at the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, but no one made sandwiches."

"If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks like robot, You took too many pain killers."