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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaay"
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"After hearing that Diarrhea causes the most deaths... I realized I'm next. Diarrhea's hereditary, and it runs in my genes."
"I stumped my toe today and it felt pretty good 10/10 would bang again"
"I've been watching ISIS movements via UAV for the past week They seem to beheading in the right direction"
"What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt? Froyo Baggins."
"So, I understand Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... ...he choked on a 9-year old weiner."
"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""
"What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste"
"""It's not about the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean""... But it's hard to get cross the Atlantic with a rowboat"
"What happened to Windows 9 Windows 7 ""Eight"" Nine..."