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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a kilogram of fat appealing? Put a nipple on it"

"99% of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it."

"Why do people have sex when they go camping? Because it's fucking in tents!"

"If I had a dollar for every gender that there is... If I had a dollar for every gender that there is, I'd have 2 dollars."

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean... nothing it just waved *i am not original just funny"

"Are you the square root of -100? Cause you're the only 10i see."

"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming."

"You know why it's women and children first off of a sinking ship? It's so that the men can have some peace and quiet to figure out a solution."

"I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny. I said, ""What's up, punk?"" ""Nothing,"" he replied, ""I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."""