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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between /r/news and radical extremists? Radical extremists fuck goats while /r/news fucks themselves."

"im the funny guy that shouts ""remix!"" every time a cd skips, buy my stand up comedy digital download online at my web site"

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Mould them into a tire, and call it a GoodYear"

"A man was arrested for taking drugs in the UAE He got stoned..."

"The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising."

"Patient: ""Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."" Doctor: ""I've got some cream for that."""

"What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon."

"Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)"

"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."

"What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12."