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Joke of the Day

"The internet does not make people ignorant, it just makes their ignorance visible to everyone else."

"Hear about that 70s date rape band? Cosby Pills Smash and Run"

"I injured my back in Egypt... and had to see a Cairo-practor"

"Person asked me If I wanted to have a threesome I said no thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents."

"How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't get offended by this joke"

"What's good on pizza, but not on dick? Cheese"

"I have a magician friend who makes eggs appear out of thin air He calls the routine ""Creation Eggs Nihilo"""

"I received a lighter as a gift from my gf and it broke after a single use. I told her that there was a spark missing in our relationship. Edit: Spelling. Any Improvements to this joke appreciated."

"Gym Joke A guy who newly joined a gym asked the instructor which was the best machine in the gym which will make him attractive to girls. The instructor replied,""the atm"""