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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race."
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"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog"
"What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Long John silvers"
"Father in-law told me this gem: ""God made a woman..."" But didn't take one."
"U just HAD to be polite & hold the elevator for me. I could have had a nice, quiet ride alone. Instead, I had to be polite & talk about fall"
"look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"
"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."
"What do Far Cry 4 and The Big Lebowski have in common? I hate the fucking Eagles, man!"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip!"""
"What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada? Yukon do it!"