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Joke of the Day

"Having sex is like playing bridge....!!!! If you don't have a good partner,you better have a good hand..."

"The original Karate Kid is currently the same age as Mr. Miyagi was in the movie, 51. My youth just got crane kicked in the bean bag."

"There are few things in life as pure and true as a grilled cheese sandwich."

"What do you call an Itallian hooker? A pasta-tuite!"

"ME, TEXTING MY CRUSH: have any plans tonight? HER: no not yet!! i'm totally free and available ME: ok well have a good night whatever u do"

"Do you know why super villains are so good at math? Because of all their practice plotting."

"What did Jeffrey Dahlmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Excuse me are you going to eat that? *Ellen Barken on David Letterman show."

"What's the best rape prevention tool? A de-boning knife."

"A women claims she is too sexy to live a normal life.. OK. I feel her pain but from the ugly side of things"

"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"