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Joke of the Day
"Planning on starting a restaurant called 'Cobalt 60'. Food will obviously be something to die for."
Next Joke
"What a weekend...trying to get the courage to look at my credit card statement from last night."
"You know what's wrong with baptism? They don't hold them under long enough."
"Late to Fight Club Was late to my Fight Club last night so I missed the intro rules. I love Fight Club, I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"Sex is a lot like pizza. How? Let me tell you about the worst pizza I ever had: It was fantastic."
"What do you call a fake spaghetti? An impasta"
"Can someone help me figure out how much water I need to add to this baby powder in order to make a baby?"
"A Spanish magician is at a party He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, ""uno, dos,"" POOF. He disappeared without a tres."
"I signed a petition to end women's suffering yesterday. Oops. Sorry: autocorrect. *suffrage."
"To Usain Bolt who stole my neon jacket You can run, but you can't hide"