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Joke of the Day
"Closing a browser window when someone walks by my computer is the most Pavlovian thing that I do."
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"What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up? Its axle rose."
"I went to the doctor the other day wearing nothing but clingfilm ....... I sat down, the doctor turned and looked at me to say ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""
"What has four legs and goes ""Oom! Oom!""? A cow walking backwards!"
"In Canada... ...you are more likely to be killed by a moose than a terror plot. Damn Mooselisms."
"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."
"*takes a picture of mother nature* MOTHER NATURE: delete it"
"What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US? A start."
"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the other side."
"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran"