39644
Joke of the Day
"I'm such a heavy sleeper that i still wouldn't wake up even if you... shot me in the face"
Next Joke
"America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and half is spent trying to lose weight, and half is spent on education."
"The trick to a good joke is nailing the punchline. Jesus Christ"
"What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her? Her Miscarriage."
"How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye."
"mens rights activists"
"Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first"
"Star Wars 7 is when they all realize that they are just Andy's toys."
"Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep? Because he was on the lam."
"OMG. I saw Leonardo da Vinci trending and thought he died."