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Joke of the Day

"On November 9th... Me: ""I guess President Hillary Clinton is with VP Tim Kaine now. And both feeling pretty high. You could say she's ....co-Kaine! Hahah!"" Wife: ""Trump won."" Me: ""Shit..."""

"Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play."

"What do you call cows with no sense of humor? Feminists"

"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"

"1990- I have three-way calling, we can all talk for hours 2015- don't even leave me a voicemail unless you are dying or I won money"

"I was gonna make a sodium joke but... Na"

"Man walks into a bar... ...with a piece of tarmac under his arm, says to the barman 'give us a pint and one for the road...'"

"Does anybody know how many toddlers you have to bring to 'Toys For Tots' before you're eligible for an Xbox?"

"Knock, Knock! Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!"

"Vegetarian: Native American definition for ""lousy hunter""."