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Joke of the Day
"How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it's from."
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"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"
"Gold walks into a bar... So gold walks into a bar and than the bartender says AU get out! I show myself out..."
"Sia's full name is: ""Sia...Wouldntwannabia."""
"I had a friend who was a mushroom He was a fungi."
"Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed? Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule."
"Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*."
"What do you call a Nazi doctor that served in WWII and only took animal patients? A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian!"
"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."
"Some French words have silent t's, like ""ballet"" and ""tbonjour"""