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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between most people and planes? Most people miss the twin towers."
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"Got my wife an educational toy. It's a dildo that speaks Spanish. Rapido Rapido Rapido."
"[steps off treadmill] ""Hey girl [out of breath, hands on knee] you like f-fitness? Cos I'm fitn--"" ""Shall I call an ambulance?"" ""Please."""
"Have you heard of the book about airplane factories? It's riveting."
"What do you call a constipated pop star A Bieber Dam"
"Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, that's more like it."
"I do yoga so I can dress myself when I'm single."
"Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair."
"How to sound authentically Irish when bewildered, befuddled, confounded, or just generally in a tizzy. Say this phrase: Whale oil beef hooked."
"""Ladies and gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."