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Joke of the Day
"What does DNA strand for? National Dyslecsics Association"
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"Why are bad jokes like dead babies? Usually, something went wrong with the delivery."
"Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!"
"I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like ""you can totally take him."""
"I don't see dead people, but I do always see spiders that aren't really there."
"Traffic..The only jam that doesn't go on toast"
"Eye of the Tiger came on the radio and I got so excited the macaroni salad I was making is all over the walls and the cat has a black eye."
"I asked a waiter how they prepare their chicken. He said... ""Meh, nothing special. We just straight out tell them they're going to die."""
"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would never satisfy a female elephant."
"Guys, is it okay that I kinda hate the obsequious rhetorical questions people ask when they want to sound like a wry, world-weary populist?"