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Joke of the Day
"Is a Welshman's girlfriend... ...his baae?"
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"What do the Chinese call their spies? Secret Asians."
"when it snows are snowmen ever like holy shit it's my flesh"
"wife's facebook post: so proud of 8, he's trying so hard in school! mama loves you! wife's text to me: he failed gym. gym!! i need a drink"
"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"
"Is it too soon for Michael Brown jokes? Thought I would give it a shot."
"Fairly Dark Joke I really hate it when people tell jokes about suicide. So whenever they tell them, I just stare at them instead of laughing. That'll show them. That'll show them all."
"Four men on a boat had five cigarettes but no lighter. How did they light their cigarettes? One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter."
"Did you hear about the theft at the babysitter convention? The police ended up searching every crooked nanny"
"College didnt do any good for me, brought about no change in life. I came out of it as I went in......A Virgin"