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Joke of the Day

"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low."

"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I always relate everything to Batman. What a Joker."

"I was invited to a party... 'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too."

"What's the difference between a Dutch comedian and a piece of steel pipe? One is a silly Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder."

"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes."

"If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine. But if she shoots up a lot of heroin, she will probably not be called an enemy airplane."

"Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa"

"My business card is just a label I peeled off a beer bottle."

"My girlfriend told me I treat her like a child so I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself"

"I called my doctor and told her I have an erection that's lasted longer than 4 hours. We're meeting for drinks in 30 minutes."