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Joke of the Day
"What has 100 balls and fuck rabbits A shotgun"
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"*Takes ex girlfriend's poem on Antiques Road Show* Sir these are worthless *Winks at camera* Told you Karen!"
"Dogs and house intruders What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common? They were delicious."
"My dentist isn't racist. He has loads of plaque friends."
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"Why do cemeteries have fences? Because people are dying to get in."
"Scientists are coming closer to unlocking the secret to why the average American owns 40 pairs of jeans but only wears 3 or 4 of them."
"Why did Abe Lincoln and Stephen Douglas get thrown out of the church? Because they were caught mass debating in the bathroom."
"Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ? The characters in this book are entirely fictional."
"Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors."