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Joke of the Day

"Made a small donation to a street comedian for this gem... how do you know your at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit"

"My cat must hate his litter box He just shits all over it"

"Lawyer Joke You know it was a cold day in Washington when you see lawyers walking around with their hands in their own pockets."

"My snowboarding career has really gone downhill."

"Air conditioning? Not a fan"

"A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt. The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student."

"I was really disappointed with Walmart There were only four of them in stock."

"What do you call it when a man uses a Confederate flag as a blanket? A white power nap."

"A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead and she sighs. ""Here we go again."""

"Did you guys know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."