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Joke of the Day

"I'm having a very hard time believing that money can't buy me happiness. Especially since I'm constantly smiling when I have it."

"Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies? Because they lactate."

"two toms and a hi-hat fall off a cliff... bu-dum tss"

"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"

"What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing"

"I asked my girlfriend to buy me some Japanese food. ... sushi did."

"Why did the black man cross the road? Because he saw the chicken cross the road and wanted to deep fry it."

"How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?"

"If you practice Yoga, but are not a vegetarian, You're just a poser."

"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."