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Joke of the Day

"A lot of schools are back in session. Remember if you study hard enough there will still be no jobs when you graduate."

"Body language tells us a lot about people. For example, my neighbor really doesn't like to be held underwater for more than 2 minutes."

"A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, ""No fowl language allowed"""

"If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes."

"I don't call it stalking I call it checking up"

"Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico"

"you gotta turn your phone off when you fly in case an old plane text you and your new plane get jealous"

"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!"

"What's a prison executioners favorite beer? Shock-top"

"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."