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Joke of the Day

"Look, Granny, I'm a little white boy!"

"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."

"David was hard at work... it was really quite awkward for his coworkers."

"Movie Law: All computer hackers have to say ""We're in"" when they get into ""the system"""

"Jokes Like This? Do you like dragons? Cuz imma be dragon my nutz across your face!"

"I went to visit my grandfather in the hospital, but it was too late... He was already gone. His suffering is over now. He's gone home. He's doing much better, so the hospital discharged him!"

"How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn? Paint one of them black; the others will move away."

"You know why Irish pillow cases are so popular? They can really make a sham rock."

"People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"

"What can relax you and drown you at the same time? A one-hour facial."