35043
Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
Next Joke
"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."
"Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen...."
"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"
"Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !"
"What do you call a fresh creme pie? Creme fraiche"
"My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||"
"What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? Silicon Valley. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3h6bld/kim_kardashians_butt/)"
"I like my coffee like i like my movies... Black to the Future."
"Brings donuts to work because if I can't be skinny neither can you."