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Joke of the Day

"Mom: ""Why are your eyes dilated?"" Me: ""Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love"" Mom: ""What were you looking at?"" Me: ""Memes"""

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"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because its delicious."

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