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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed Up"

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"I'm not saying she's fat...... But if you asked me to name my 5 fattest friends.... She would be 3 of them."
"What is the difference between Faith and Hope? Depends on the strip club."
"Boss: Where were you born? Santa : India .. Boss: which part? Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ."
"I finally figured out why i look so bad in pictures It's my face"
"Really Funny Joke What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"
"Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia."
"We haven't spent a dime for snake food since I discovered all the free pets on craigslist."
"Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !"
"What do you call an Indian Jedi? Mace Hindu."