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Joke of the Day
"My wife is so moody at Christmas, I blame the festive period."
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"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"
"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"
"Why did Freud hurt his shoulder? He made a Freudian slip"
"*puts spider in the ocean* ""Now go free and flourish into an octopus."" *cuts girl in half & puts in ocean* ""Mermaid probably."""
"When my date told me he was a 'culinary genius', I replied, 'Then this Brazilian won't go to waste!', and winked. Now we wait."
"I love my lungs... ...they have a place very close to my heart."
"What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?"
"Have you read GANDOLF'S new book about GENDER identity? It's great! It's called ""YOU SHALL NOT PASS"""
"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."