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Joke of the Day
"A ""good parenting"" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?"
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"I went to confession and the priest said, ""pics or it didn't happen."""
"3yr old had a urine test today so we gave him smarties for peeing in a cup. Now he and his brother are pissing in EVERYTHING for more candy."
"What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !"
"It's pretty neat how owning a pool gives me an excuse to own every chemical needed to make a body completely disappear."
"My boss came up to me..... My boss came up to me and told me ""don't dress for the job you have but dress for the job you want"" so I dressed up as Batman, the bastard said I was fired"
"What date is it today? Brasil/Germany Or Germany/Brasil in some countries."
"Some dude just yelled at me for texting and driving...I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business."
"I took a ""Paint with Wine"" class. The instructor was really impressed with how well I handled my wine."
"Smooth Farmer Whats a farmers best dating advice? A tractor"