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Joke of the Day
"A ""good parenting"" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?"
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"Don't people who say ""cray cray"" realize how stew stew they sound?"
"How is sex like putting on a belt? If it's not tight enough, move on to the next hole."
"I once put a baby in adult clothing and placed him on my desk with a water bottle labeled ""fountain of youth"" right next to him."
"What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m? I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids."
"A tassel walks into a bar... The bartender yells out ""Hey, you have to leave! We don't serve ropes here!"" The tassel grins and says ""Nope, I'm a Frayed knot!"""
"I love my electric toothbrush, but sometimes I just have to break out the acoustic."
"An opinion without 3.14 Is just an onion... DEEP"
"What did the Muslim Zoophiliac say when he found out his friend was a beekeeper? ""Dicks out for Haram Bee"""
"Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish. Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand."