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Joke of the Day

"A judge recently prosecuted a woman for flashing a man to get ""new ink done"" It was a case of tit for tat"

"Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies."

"Do you know what a gay snake sounds like? Tthhhhhhh"

"I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. My life is a meme :')"

"Capital letters... ...the difference between using chemicals to remove polish, and using chemicals to remove Polish."

"What do Tony Romo and a french whore have in common? They both do a great amount of sucking for four quarters."

"If there is one thing the Internet has taught us it is that even the dumbest people on Earth have somehow learned how to use the Internet"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent."

"What language do lesbians speak? Gaelic."

"They changed something in the matrix... and now all the eigenvalues are wrong."