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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? Apparently, it's making headlines."
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"How many NYPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"[puts puppy in microwave] [googles instructions for making hotdogs] [quickly releases puppy from microwave]"
"What do you call a sad gay Brit? Aaa bloody bummer"
"Do you suppose there was much disagreement over what to call the Honda Accord?"
"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"
"*on a first date* Me: [remembering how my friend said women like mysterious men] my favorite color is a secret"
"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"
"Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers? Because only Siths deal in absolutes."
"You know why the swimming events are so popular at the 2016 Olympics?.... Because Brazilians rarely get too see clean water"