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Joke of the Day

"Was just complaining about Mondays. Then I thought, ""Wow. David Lee Roth would never do that."" So I shut up & finished my breakfast."

"A time traveller walks into a bar... http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsgus/and_the_bartender_says_sorry_we_dont_serve_time/"

"How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over"

"What did the woman say when having intercourse with the square-shaped pasta food? ""That feels ravioli good!"""

"Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most? Reuse."

"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."

"what do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"

"70% of the Earth's surface is water. The other 30% is covered in advertisements for The Blacklist."

"What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"

"wow, i thought what we had was special, you met my family and made me dinner, now you say you're a ""waiter"" and you're just ""doing your job"""