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Joke of the Day

"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have."

"I came up with a shoe company that specializes in selling oversize shoes Which is no small feat"

"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"

"Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A: He couldn't control his pupils."

"Ever since it started snowing, all my grandma has done is stare through the window. If it gets any worse, I will need to let her back in."

"Why doesn't Rihanna tell her boyfriend jokes anymore? He always beats her to the punchline."

"*Checks out grocery item* Grocery item: ""I have a boyfriend."""

"Did you hear about the girl that went fishing with the three guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."

"What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? An Amish mechanic."