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Joke of the Day

"I think the best thing about being a house wife is that you would get to be married to a house!"

"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"

"How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?"

"Jokes on reddit are always original and hilarious."

"Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma"

"For tax purposes, my carpe is now per diem."

"Hey did you hear the punchline about the scary cow? It was Terror bull."

"I'm inventing a glue and calling it James Bond... It's a chemical agent."

"Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride"

"I had small wookiee steak for dinner... ...it was a little chewie."