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"An Irishman walks out of a pub. ..."
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"A guy goes into a Latvian bar with 3 potatoes Walks out with a female entourage that would make Hef proud."
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"I texted and drive sometimes I guess we all do stupid things when we're drunk"
"I like telling this to my tall friends ""You know, I really look up to you. Literally."""
"Knock knock. Who's there? Irish Jew, Amalie. Amalie who? Irish Jew Amalie-Christmas "