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Joke of the Day

"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks"

"What's the difference between a brothel and a circus? Your mother never ran away to join the circus."

"Never hit a man while he's down... Kick him, it's easier."

"whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him"

"What did the book say to the librarian? Can I take you out?"

"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Bruce Wayne's parents"

"I told my cat she was adopted and now she's not talking to me."

"How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait"

"Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food? Because it just makes me falafel."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a plane crash. Who survives? Not the joke."