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Joke of the Day
"I plan on getting ""sidewalk nap"" drunk tonight."
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"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""
"Baby circumcision [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/DbgAFxp.jpg)"
"How can Donald Trump deport millions of illegal immigrants? By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises."
"How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in a bucket of water. If it sinks you have a girl ant but if it floats you have a buoyant."
"Why was Jesus the father of exercise? Because he was cross fit"
"Oh, Its October Guess we should wake up that guy from green day then"
"Damn girl are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up"
"If I went back in time I'd tell myself... ""Don't wait until 29 to become a stripper. You get to be naked, drunk and get paid for it!"""
"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."