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Joke of the Day
"When is it too cold to build a snowman? When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark."
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"Why couldn't Luke get any sleep? Because the Force Awakens"
"How do you stop ISIS? Leave some milk in the sun for a few days."
"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."
"Think the walk of shame sucks now, imagine doing it in the 80s in corduroy pants. Everyone heard you leaving."
"My Ex-Wife was like a box of chocolate Everyone got a piece"
"Apparently Great Clips doesn't like it when you sit in there 8hrs/day chomping on a cigar shouting HE AINT PRETTY NO MORE after every cut"
"How many whores does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to change it, two to stick it in their assholes, and a final whore to film it."
"Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini."
"A giraffe walks into a bar And says ""Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"""