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Joke of the Day
"What band's fanbase is the most charitable? U2, they're all pro-bono."
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"Accidentally walked into the men's room so I just went ahead and used the urinal so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."
"Caught red handed I walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again."
"Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members."
"Was having a problem with one of my contact lenses. Fortunately, my wife had the solution."
"My Bill Cosby impression use to get me laughs at the bar... ...but now when I do it, I end up with a criminal record."
"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence"
"I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea."
"Him: I'm heading to the gym Me: I'm heading to the fridge"
"*sees happy person* Can u stop that"