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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the single-engine plane that crashed into a Polish cemetary? So far, 400 bodies have been recovered."

"Why don't they have driving classes and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels get tired."

"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."

"If Nefertiti owned a topless bar which served tea she could have marketed her business with t-shirts. You could call them 'Nefertiti's titties, tease, teas, and tees.' Edit: better grammar/phrasing."

"At Walmart with a box of condoms and a Barbie play set, now I need to pick the right cashier to ensure maximum awkwardness for us both."

"2016 is like if the state of Florida became a year."

"He arrives mysteriously. Helps others, performs miracles, is betrayed, dies, is resurrected, and ascends into the heavens. - E.T. (1982) PG"

"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."

"Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""

"Who is a presents favorite quarterback? Tim TeBOW"