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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Dug"

"I want to make a porno with Larry Bird and Dennis Rodman at 6 in the morning... It's called early bird gets the worm"

"I heard Kia has been working with the devil... They've been selling their Souls."

"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."

"I call my kettle Jim Carey, because it brews-all-my-tea."

"There is a special place for people who leave long voicemails, but until the ground thaws, they stay in the freezer."

"Either way she's getting a D I can't remember if she asked me for my class notes or for a dick picture, either way she's getting a D."

"Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!"

"My Granddad is on a catheter...... It really takes the piss"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs."